Not married yet...

Getting pelted with paintballs, vomiting for 10 hours straight, receiving lashings from a cranky bride... These are the things I have endured over the last few days. My so called friends (fiends) gave me a wonderful buck's.

All for getting married...

I'm feeling pretty good about the big day, though I know I'll be a nervous, stuttering, sweaty palmed little boy cometh the hour.

All this for love? It hardly scratched me. Bring it on!

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same -Oscar Wilde