Friday, July 10, 2009

Transformers Poo: Cries of the colon

Giant robot balls. These are part of the obscene absurdity at climax of the Transformers 2 movie. Just when you think it can’t get any worse, someone says “scrotum” - just in case you thought they weren’t going to make a silly point of them.

The original movie only took its self half seriously; the sequel dons a big red nose, floppy clown shoes, a novelty flower and squirts farting robots in your eyes...

If you’re going to make it this stupid, bring in the Dino-bots!

Stupid movie! Don’t waste your time...